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Ever wondered why the traffic on your blog isn't as high as you want it to be?
Ever wondered how you can solve this difficult crisis?
Well, let me share my solution with you.. for I have tried to write about every single topic there is to write about in the world.. from financial issues to the hue of my toe nail.. I tried so hard, stayed up so many nights, typing and typing, and I still hadn't reached where I want..
My dear jolly friends, let me present to you my marvelous solution for...
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We were in class, he was ga3ed next to me. Ou like, faj2a, like, gam he screamed PINKYYYYYY!!!!! I was like *weh* *sh9ayer il yom* *weh* whaaaat He said like reeeeeee7tich 3looooch. I was like I like said hahahehe what does that mean? He like was like like: maaaaadray, chena 3loooooch madry shino. hahehe sniff sniff kint a3lech 3looch ou shakla sham il ree7a weeeeee LOL
9ara7a my friends and i are the lamest/weirdest on earth!
hehe 3loooooch
mental note: i should just shoot myself. my...
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A word for the wise: choose your words and ideas CAREFULLY!!
What happened to the Bahraini bloggers today? The feed was filled with dismal entries. Here is my pick for today's Rotten Tomato Gallery, which include the worst entries for today. Just to be fair, they are not listed in any particular order.
1. Rant: Female Attractiveness from emoodz
Interesting how the title is about female attractiveness, but the accompanying image is of some guy (could be the blog's author himself) teasing us...
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The lame blogger gets the attention of the shallow
True.. but
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the lamer blogger gets chickspenned!
Keep that in mind..
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Time to make soosoo! Recently i'm loving making soosoo.. it's so liberating! I guess this is the best thing to do since i'm out of meaningless topics to post about!
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I’m so boring. I constantly try to write long and meaningful posts about hot topics only because I ache for people to leave comments on my blog. Even if most of them are angry at me.
I know that people fall asleep when they read my articles. Even I fall asleep when I write them. Two days ago I woke up with my face stuck to the keyboard. When I went to work the next day my colleagues thought I had sex in the office the night before. I wish I had, but girls don’t go out with me, especially when...
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Dear Steve,
As I type this on my baby, my Macbook Pro, I can't help but think how miserable the world would be without your revolutionary ideas and far-sighted vision. My iPhone just arrived today, and it is truly a piece of art. It is like the David of cellphones. In fact, I think it's in a league of its own; calling it a cellphone is an understatement. I can't believe the haters claim that the design is stolen from the Prada phone. I've seen that thing and apart from the huge screen they are...
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I’m so bored
I don’t have a life
I copy-paste fwds from my work inbox
Because I am bored
I don’t have a life
I chose a very new topic today
I will talk about friends.
Love of friends
Care of friends
Sweet touch of friends
Music in the eyes of friends
Please, everyone be my friend
I am a good friend
I’ll do anything you want
I promise
I am writing a pointless entry that will add nothing to no one and I am reflecting no depth in thought whatsoever and I can’t even spell. I am embarrEsed, the...
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I was driving my feathered buggy - a vehicle that would easily eclipse the spectacle projected by any batmobile - through the streets of Namana (not to be confused with a city with a similar name) when someone threw a bar of chocolate, spiked with actual spikes, and punctured the three lonely wheels of my chicky-mobile.
To my rescue came B.B., son of a Mr. MATTOO.
This was the first time in which I felt utter.... capriccioso. I also thought that his name was very becoming for a crayon parrot...
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